Costco

I made an interesting discovery today while researching moving supplies for Carol. Costco, the go-to place when you want a year's worth of toilet paper or a pickle jar large enough to hold an elephant fetus, is also your source for the afterlife: that's right, they sell caskets and urns. I'm not sure if you can just throw one in the cart along with your oversized box of dishwashing detergent, but they have a section on their website devoted exclusively to funeral goods. Don't worry, you don't need to buy these in bulk.

In other news, I'm baking a pecan pie right now. Someone left a big bag of pecans in the refrigerator in the apartment, so I snagged them when we cleaned it out. I have enough left for another pie, which is convenient because they only sell frozen pie crusts in packs of two. Mmm... pie.